scoondogging

the act of dogging someone else's scoon

Guy1: Hey how come you aren't scoondogging Hannah?
Guy2: What do you mean?
Guy1: You know what I mean.

by Ferst Time Caller November 28, 2011

soon:tm:

a moment between now and the heat death of the universe

When is qosmetics coming out?
soon:tm:

by mottsapplesauce October 26, 2020

soon times

oakville slang meaning something coming soon

i know we just started but ill be done soon times

by oakville thugz May 1, 2005

Scooney

The roll call of the Pershing Rifles.

As with other fraternities and societies, the definition is unknown to non-initiates.

Everyday Use:
- What up, frat?
- SCOONEY!

Party Use:
- Damn, she's got a fat ass.
- S-C-O...!
- O-N-E-Y...!

by Been2America March 17, 2010

too soon

A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a cosmologically recent event.

person1: New evidence links the collapse of Aztec society to a deadly salmonella outbreak.

person2: Wait, Aztecs ate at Chipotle?

person1: Too soon.

by ArtichokesArtichokesArtichokes February 21, 2017

Sooner Shitbreak

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.

Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.

by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003

sooncome

pretty soon now
it probably will happen

Morg: Are you coming over or not?
Coolio: Ah, sooncome baby.

George: I'm gonna spend my capital.
Michael: You be sooncome broke.

by gazoobi November 27, 2005