Scorchulious

When the temperature is over 100 degrees causing you to be scorching hot or when someone is a true beauty.

Danielle: "Hey lady, I love you."
Diana: "I love you too, you scorchulious woman!"

by drella July 6, 2012

scorching fart

this is the worst fart in the world. they burn like hell and smell like a dead animal mixed with rotten egg. Also produce the most methane gas if there is an open flame the room will ignite

meg ripped a scorching fart that stunk up the entire room thank god there was no open flame.

by apple seller November 9, 2013

Smurching

Using a live smurf as a dildo.

Last night I was bored and lonely, so I went to Woodstock and met up with mates to go “smurching.”

by Lady Blue Balls July 2, 2018

Snurcher

Someone who sniffs things, particularly dirty or unpleasant things such as a freshly used cycling seat at the gym

That man was snurching that lady’s gym seat. He had a real good sniff of it. He is a snurcher

by Spikethebiologist January 26, 2019

Sourche

A famous gangster rapper that is known for songs like "I EAT TOOTHPASTE", "Creepy", and more. Sourche also has a youtube channel to post comedy.

My favorite rapper is Sourche

by definitely not sourche... May 7, 2019

scorcher blaze

Defines an action of turning a person who used to be a "quiet kid" and a suspect of a school shooting into a very "gigachad" person. They make high risk high reward choices confidently.

Fred: "Remember Alex, that quiet kid from highschool who listens to edgy rap music?"
Mark: "Yea, what about him? Did he shoot up a college now haha"
Fred: "No, he went on a total scorcher blaze with his money, he's a millionaire now."

by SunniDayz April 12, 2022

The Snurch

A religion all about snails. The central diety of the Snurch is Snod, followed by other sniblical figures such as Snesus, The Snophet, Snodmother, Snesiah, and Snarchangel. The true loyal followers of the Snurch are Snesiples. The antagonistic force of the Snurch is Snatan.

The snail is the inspiration behind the Snurch and the embodiment of everything the Snurch values. Its spiral shell symbolizes the circle of life in which we are born, live our lives, and slowly spiral towards death all while forming our lives. The shell is also a home for the snail that it carries wherever it goes, just like the impact and influence of the Snurch being carried by us for our entire lives. For these reasons, the spiral is the official symbol of the Snurch. The snail moves throughout its life at an incredibly slow pace, resulting in a state of enlightenment completely immersed in the natural beauty of the world during each moment, living in blissful ignorance that its fragile little life may be squandered by a single step or a hot day.

Participants of the Snurch practice their faith by gathering around a communal table to discuss the Snurch, admire the snail creations of Snod, and relentlessly make fun of Snatan.

Some might say the Snurch is a pathetic copy of Christianity, but it is in fact the contrary. The Snurch contains the universal truth, but the sniblical figures and events were tragically distorted by anti-snail, Snatanic propaganda.

Snesiple 1: Today at the Snurch they taught me the Virgin Snary gave birth to baby Snesus all on her own because snails can reproduce asexually!

Snesiple 2: Snoses also had to split the whole fucking ocean instead of using a boat because it was salt water and they die if they touch it!

Snatan: what the fuck i fucking hate this shit

by HolySnurch4Life December 16, 2021