Scone Phone

A British Cell Phone, that makes scones and tea, drives on the wrong side of the road and fixes fucked up british teeth.

dude.. check out my new Scone Phone.. it fixed my fucked up teeth!

by Brittannica June 11, 2006

throwing scones

Hitting people with scones from Supervalu

throwing scones

by Borman January 22, 2014

scone topping

Male ejaculate. It is particuarly appropriate when semen reaches its mature, viscous state.

So she turned her head to look at me after I gave her the reach around and I pulled out and gave her a generous donation of scone topping to her eyelids

by Brass Master D August 14, 2009

get scone

Another way of saying "Get gone" or "Go away"
Often used by someone to show they are want another person to go away or to ensue someone else going away.

Example :
Boy 1 : Wow this kid needs to get scone
Boy 2 : Ok I am getting scone

by Houki July 29, 2014

Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

scone nibbler

very british children

“Stop being such a scone nibbler”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

eating a scone

to be completly unprepared for what someone has to say; to be struck with uncontrollable laughter because of said condition.

Mothafucka you cant say that shit to a nigga while he's eating a scone!

by EviLCorey December 24, 2003