Schmopped

What happens to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on the 5th episode of the 4th season of Jersey Shore.

Mike: I DON'T DO NOTHING WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP TOUGH GUY! LET'S DO IT!!!
(Fight ensues)

Ronnie proceeds to Schmopp Mike for 18 seconds and puts him in a neck brace.

Me: Oh shit, Mike got SCHMOPPED!

by Lalton August 28, 2011

scrapped

Being smacked by the new law that when you car isn't insured it is melted down to make wheelie bins even if you have not been in a crash.

"Dude you wanna hit me a lift to burger king"
"i didnt have no papers so I got scrapped"

by snakeeyes July 29, 2006

Shapped

To get stalked and harrassed single white female style on BBM, text, IM, g-chat, email, phone call, etc, with all salutations ending in an "xo" with incorrect grammar

Sally: I just got 6 texts and a missed call from the same person
Carrie: Were the words "youre" and "too" used incorrectly?
Sally: Yes
Carrie: You just got shapped!

by AJ26 March 30, 2011

schwasted

to be completely and utterly totally F*CKED UP!!!! FUBAR!!!!

im gonna get schwasted on ST. PATTYS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sam adams my flippin name March 12, 2008

schwanged

The residual effects and grogginess associated with the heavy use of marijuana the previous night.

"Dude, last night was crazy. I am so schwanged."

by hgfan November 10, 2008

Shnapped

She went off ,she went all out

Sis shnapped

by Natasha Sander March 16, 2019

schwepped

The act of being intoxicated by a non- alcholic beverage to a point where you lose all control and begin to enter into a state of misery, which leads to stumbling,vomiting, Bloody diarreha,passing out, friends drawing on your face and or body, and waking up the next day with a delicious taste in your mouth and a partial headache

Man we bought a case of Schweppes lastnight and i drank 6, and i got so schwepped i took a diarrhea on my neighbors dog, but i woke up with the taste of ginger in my mouth, so i moved on

by los dragon bonito January 28, 2012