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schenkp

to mislead, to mess up, to fail, to believe falsely.
Wow, thinking the Jets could beat the chargers was a real schenkp!

You really schenkped that one, didn't you?

Are you trying to schenkp the bartender with that fake ID??
by John Datserakis February 21, 2009
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Schpunking

Jacking off and cumming all over the place just for the raw entertainment of pissing others off.
The punk was schpunking all over the bus seats just to see our expressions.

I schpunked on my ex's backpack.
by massive erection3 September 25, 2010
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shunkered

Am gonna get shunkered on saturday night
by shaz84 September 5, 2011
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schenkeled

To gain a never ending deeply ingrained memory after having to Google an incidental minor character in an old b comedy movie.
I got schenkeled after I googled who played chief O'Hara on batman.
by Brian T. O'Hara March 14, 2018
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Scrunkly

Something cute but kind of gross and icky but like awww <3<3<3<3
"Have you seen Jessica's alt boyfriend?"
"I feel like he would be cute if he showered."

"He's so scrunkly what do you mean?"
by Scruncklecrncunkle January 15, 2022
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Schink

The action of releasing a loud breathe. You start by breathing quick and heavy and then release in a medium speed exhale 😮 💨

Use this in scenarios where you tired of a certain behavior or where you feel lucky about a situation that could’ve turn bad. You can also schink out of impatience. The last reason where you can schink would be because you’re exhausted about the future work load of a certain task.
1) oh god I have all this work to be done 😮 💨

2) the guy came at full speed and almost hit me 😮 💨

3) these people are so annoying it’s triggering me 😮 💨

4) I’ve been here for 30 minutes and they still didn’t serve me 😮 💨

There’s also the contextual schink where you’re going to use the "when this happens" and then use the schink.

1) when you go to the mall and they ask for your vaccine passport 😮 💨

2) when you try to bring her/him home but she/he says shes/he’s not single 😮 💨

3) when you accept a task but you didn’t assess the workload 😮 💨
by Louisjrivest July 15, 2022
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Scrunklefuck

Adored but frustrating.
An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?
This bastard is a scrunklefuck.
by Lucky Ruell April 18, 2023
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