Per Schlanka

The act of vigorously paintbrushing someone across the face.

My crazy cousin Billy straight per schlanka the guy behind the bar.

by OG Muppin & MC Muppin February 13, 2022

Schmancyfans

"fancy pants" or "fancy britches"
overly elegant or refined, pretentious

"Your such a schmancyfans."

by Molly Ann May 15, 2008

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

Schmank

Any irresponsible and/or devious action taken by a bank with the intention of fleecing its customers.

My bank schmanked me with multiple fees for things that weren't my fault.

by velocitycu April 12, 2010

schman

noun. A manly woman.

"whoa nigga, did you see that fat-ass schman bitch with the facial hair?!"

by andrew December 12, 2003

schmanzy

If the word "Fancy" doesn't cover it, this oughta do the trick.

Ey, that schizophrenic centipide of yours is reallty fancy schmanzy!!!

by ingrid December 27, 2004

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

"Hey Johnny, Look at those twins theyre so hot, Imma getting hard just lookin at them, damn I'm trynna have a schmang twang bang, too bad my schlong is 2inches"

by Amy Appler December 29, 2007