scampling

The real name for sampling- the widespread scam indulged in by no-talent rip-off song writers or producers who steal well-know fragments of music or lyrics from people far more original and talented than they will ever be.

I can't think of anything to make this song sound remotely interesting so I'll be scampling the first few bars of God Save the Queen.

by BrizVegas June 3, 2006

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Schmusing

Listening to music while taking a dump. Regarded as the most pleasurable activity one can do.

An instant excuse to get out of anything. Noone can argue against Schmusing!

N: Hey sorry I'm late, i was schmusing
S: Oh no way! I envy your existence
H: I wish i could be schmusing right now

by simneh August 5, 2012

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Schmidling

The performing of unneeded and somewhat laborious tasks in an inefficient manner.

Person 1: Dude, I just dusted off all the objects in that room and it took like, 3 hours

Person 2: Wow, That's a lot of Schmidling

by Edison1234 August 14, 2009

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schillingmaster

A truely haneous person, usually with the first name of Malia, with no friends, is dyslexic, skinny enough to break in half, and spends every waking moment watching TV shows such as 'The Office' and 'Ugly Betty'.

Schillingmaster has quite a big problem with dyslexia -(See definition #4), she doesn't understand the difference between fired and fried.

by hajugjug November 10, 2008

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Schmawing

To schmooze. To make small talk for connections. To talk with aquaintance to boost yourself in thier eyes. To make buisness connections or aquaintance. To meet others with same interest.

I said to Bill that I was schmawing with John so my band could play at his show.

by Moe J December 8, 2007

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