Schlob 

A fat wet dirty shit

'I'm furious john'
'Why alexander'
'Cause Phil left a schlob in the pub toilet and clogged it'
'What a legend!'

Schlob by Joshnosh February 19, 2023

Bacon schlab 

Someone.. or .. rather something.. perhaps.. that is special to me.. er- special. yep heh

Guy #1: Dude I just won this teddy bear for you at dave and busters
Guy #2: Oh my god this is so special to me. thanks, its my new bacon schlab

Bacon schlab by gianteasteregg January 19, 2024

Schlob Job 

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.

The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.

Schlob Job by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025