bit schlepper

Describes a mobile telco (telecommunications company) that is only useful for moving data. Characteristically, each new service or technology they develop flops and becomes a massive cash sinkhole for them, and a waste of time for consumers.

Man, my phone company is such a bit schlepper! They totally keep trying to charge me extra just to "turn on" features already on my i phone!

by crunchytoast April 7, 2011

Schloemer

(v.) to skip, jump, frolic, or sing about in a happy, carefree manner; (adv.) happily, carefree, joyfully; (n.) a state of being extremely happy, ecstatic, carefree; a last name

Hanna schlomered about in the produce section of Wal-Mart.

Sarah Anne moved schloemerly across the yard.

Madison entered schloemer after kicking the game-winning field goal.

by Silent Lee September 25, 2010

schlonger

a schlong

You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.

by crabnin February 27, 2009

schlonger

a fancy breakfast, a schlong

You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.

by cladnin December 9, 2008

Zoop,Schloop

What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere.

Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

Schloop

to have sex or tap that

I'm gonna schloop that tonight.

by The Ladue Crew November 15, 2007

schlobber

One who schlobs.

Rob was called a schlobber behind his back, which was unfair, as he'd only done it once and didn't like it.

by harry flashman October 11, 2003