A mental disorder acquired through the combination of genetics and trauma or anguish. Characterized by a split from "normal reality." A classification in psychology for a person, of which, they know very little about. Marked indication of any person diagnosed with schizophrenia of becoming "lost" in their own brain. Possibly correlation between levels of consciousness and the barriers that exist between those levels functioning differently causing major confusing between what is actually "real" and what the mind has created, thus, allowing the subconscious and the conscious self to communicate directly, which does not happen to most people. A marked high sensitivity to electromagnetic fields and low frequency sounds and/or noise. Extreme adherence to beliefs in such things as aliens; conspiracy theory; religion and/or God; physics (oh, you mean you didn't know) Albert Einstein's son was schizophrenic; governmental eavesdropping and tracking; the supernatural; martyrdom; auras; gifts; signs and/or oracles; time travel; hallucinations; visual and/or auditory; and a higher purpose. A definite attitude of something being amiss or not right. A heightened sense of self awareness or being. Scattered creativity. A rejection of fundamental systematic and societal laws. Firm adherence to the truth being whatever you personally believe to be true. Self destructive and likely just as sane as you are.
Scenario 1
Guy #1 "E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Guy #2 wtf man?
Guy #1 Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from f**kin' high school."
Guy #2 whoa dude you must be schizophrenic. is that why you keep singing those Tool lyrics?
Guy #1 Shhhh don't tell anyone. It's a bad stigma and I keep hearing the word crazy by everyone who knows. I'm not insane dude. I just really like Tool and I have bad interference with electromagnetic fields in my brain.
Guy #2 What's an electromagnetic field dude?
Guy #1 Don't you know anything about physics?
Guy #2 That class is boring.
Guy #1 Yeah, because they don't teach you about the interesting parts. You have to learn those for yourself.
Guy #2 We should hang out more often dude, I like Tool too.
Scenario 2
Guy #1 I was diagnosed with schizophrenia. It's why I hear and see things you don't and I have a hard time functioning in this society because my brain rejects the fundamental teachings of this societal structure.
Guy #2 Does that mean you're on medication?
Guy #1 Yes, lots of medication, but it doesn't change a damn thing about this except that I have an easier time going to school and work in a day.
Guy #2 So you still hear those voices and see those things no one else sees even though you're on med's?
Guy #1 Yeah man. They can't do sh*t all about that. They can't completely change my perception.
Guy #2 Well, maybe some day when our technology and medication is advanced enough it can help people like you.
Guy #1 I have a gift but I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy.
Guy #1 "E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Guy #2 wtf man?
Guy #1 Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from f**kin' high school."
Guy #2 whoa dude you must be schizophrenic. is that why you keep singing those Tool lyrics?
Guy #1 Shhhh don't tell anyone. It's a bad stigma and I keep hearing the word crazy by everyone who knows. I'm not insane dude. I just really like Tool and I have bad interference with electromagnetic fields in my brain.
Guy #2 What's an electromagnetic field dude?
Guy #1 Don't you know anything about physics?
Guy #2 That class is boring.
Guy #1 Yeah, because they don't teach you about the interesting parts. You have to learn those for yourself.
Guy #2 We should hang out more often dude, I like Tool too.
Scenario 2
Guy #1 I was diagnosed with schizophrenia. It's why I hear and see things you don't and I have a hard time functioning in this society because my brain rejects the fundamental teachings of this societal structure.
Guy #2 Does that mean you're on medication?
Guy #1 Yes, lots of medication, but it doesn't change a damn thing about this except that I have an easier time going to school and work in a day.
Guy #2 So you still hear those voices and see those things no one else sees even though you're on med's?
Guy #1 Yeah man. They can't do sh*t all about that. They can't completely change my perception.
Guy #2 Well, maybe some day when our technology and medication is advanced enough it can help people like you.
Guy #1 I have a gift but I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy.
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Person 2- "You've got Fart Schizophrenia"
Person 1- "I just farted, it smells so bad"
Person 2- "You've got Fart Schizophrenia"
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A Last name, often confused with shitz or schlitz, like the beer.
The coolest breed of elite humans, white with brown hair, usually hairy when male, big balls, often fart very frequently
Often quite intelectual, although they may not show it often.
The coolest breed of elite humans, white with brown hair, usually hairy when male, big balls, often fart very frequently
Often quite intelectual, although they may not show it often.
Dude, that fart was a schiltz
I bet hitler wished he could be a schiltz
dude, you trynna grow a schiltz beard?
I bet hitler wished he could be a schiltz
dude, you trynna grow a schiltz beard?
by Schiltz, Andrew January 13, 2009
Get the schiltz mug.The act of simultaneously wishing that the volume of your television was louder while hoping no one hears it.
by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005
Get the volume schizo mug.Popularised by the opening line of the seminal hit ' Temperature' by Sean Paul. The phrase: 'The gyal dem Schillachi' can be translated to: 'The girls are attractive' or variations to the word attractive.
More popular and urban synomyns include: Buff, boom-tings, Choong, Wa-wa-we-wa (said in a Khazak accent), Buff tings, Fit, Hot.
Common opinion sways toward the word having a temperature related meaning, given the name of the song. Hot, Tshhh (as in poking a finger on yourself and saying Tshhh! i'm too hot!).
More popular and urban synomyns include: Buff, boom-tings, Choong, Wa-wa-we-wa (said in a Khazak accent), Buff tings, Fit, Hot.
Common opinion sways toward the word having a temperature related meaning, given the name of the song. Hot, Tshhh (as in poking a finger on yourself and saying Tshhh! i'm too hot!).
by Ablatoon April 23, 2011
Get the Schillachi mug.An invalid psychiatric diagnostic permanent label, which once attained often needlessly dooms the labelled to intervention which is harmful, stigma, problems with employment and other issues.
Research shows those with such problems fare better with alternative interventions than is usual in the West.
Research shows those with such problems fare better with alternative interventions than is usual in the West.
John was diagnosed with Schizophrenia at 18 years of age. He was hospitalised and forcebly injected with antipsychotic medication when he became agitated. His symptoms became manageable but has lost interest in everything that was important to him before, has not worked in the five years since and does not seek work. His consultant is happy he has not relapsed.
by Jamster81 October 2, 2010
Get the Schizophrenia mug.An incurable (but treatable) disease that affects a small percentage of the population. It wreaks havoc on the sufferer's ability to make sense out of simple things. You may have schizoaffective disorder if you:
1. lived your life in peace and harmony up until a point where someone or something in your life caused you to question what things were really about.
2. were admitted to the psych ward for expressing your "delusional" thoughts to other people.
3. believe that some outside entity is forcing doom upon the good people of the world for vengeful reasons.
4. think that if you share your sensitive ideas with people that your wonderful life will be destroyed.
5. have feelings and emotions but cannot get in touch with them because of a dark force within the mind.
6. heard voices in your head at one point and wish they would come back.
7. had friends at one point but all left you because you had voices in your head.
8. wish that the world was a better place, and believe that there's nothing you can do to contribute to positive change in society.
9. had a realization that all this time other people were living inside of you and monitoring your every move.
10. had a conversation with people in the television.
11. have trouble keeping up with the plot in movies like "Spy Game" and "Wall Street".
12. are slow to come up with ideas.
13. are jealous of the people with schizophrenia because they don't have to deal with emotions when being scorned.
14. fear social interaction.
15. think that you can't be yourself..EVER.
16. think that all your talent will be wasted because your life is passing you by and you will never get the courage up to attempt working towards a career that could potentially make your life worth living.
17. are afraid that persons are going to sabotage your endeavours, yet you have wronged nobody.
18. have your world come apart because nobody will sit beside you.
1. lived your life in peace and harmony up until a point where someone or something in your life caused you to question what things were really about.
2. were admitted to the psych ward for expressing your "delusional" thoughts to other people.
3. believe that some outside entity is forcing doom upon the good people of the world for vengeful reasons.
4. think that if you share your sensitive ideas with people that your wonderful life will be destroyed.
5. have feelings and emotions but cannot get in touch with them because of a dark force within the mind.
6. heard voices in your head at one point and wish they would come back.
7. had friends at one point but all left you because you had voices in your head.
8. wish that the world was a better place, and believe that there's nothing you can do to contribute to positive change in society.
9. had a realization that all this time other people were living inside of you and monitoring your every move.
10. had a conversation with people in the television.
11. have trouble keeping up with the plot in movies like "Spy Game" and "Wall Street".
12. are slow to come up with ideas.
13. are jealous of the people with schizophrenia because they don't have to deal with emotions when being scorned.
14. fear social interaction.
15. think that you can't be yourself..EVER.
16. think that all your talent will be wasted because your life is passing you by and you will never get the courage up to attempt working towards a career that could potentially make your life worth living.
17. are afraid that persons are going to sabotage your endeavours, yet you have wronged nobody.
18. have your world come apart because nobody will sit beside you.
by Eminutia February 19, 2009
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