When a woman is promised to get dick down ahead of time so she can get ready such as (Getting A Babysitter Lubrication Booking Hotels etc.)
by EmJayee January 30, 2019
Get the Dick Schedulingmug. A World of Warcraft (WoW) player who treats raid nights like sacred rituals carved into stone tablets by ancient raid leaders. They’re the first to say, “Sorry, I can’t—raid night,” with the solemnity of someone canceling a kidney transplant. Meanwhile, your brain surgery, anniversary dinner, or grandma’s funeral is apparently more reschedulable than their Mythic+ keystone run.
These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
“rivenz is being a total schedule terrorist again—won’t push raid night even though it’s my grandma’s funeral.
by Naeno April 14, 2025
Get the Schedule Terroristmug. by berrylea December 3, 2021
Get the daily schedulemug. What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.
"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
Get the Schedulingmug. Did you hear wrestler is requesting a Brock Lesnar Schedule with his next contract? If anybody has earned it, it's him.
by Egadgo November 22, 2022
Get the Brock Lesnar Schedulemug. Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022
Get the National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Daymug. when ur sleep schedule so cooked u jus sleep until 2pm and work at 4pm and get home at midnight and jus fuckin jerk off by urself and dont talk to anyone and then falll asleep at like 6-8am and do it all again
Roman: Bro where has Beau been, I haven't talked to that kid in agess
Nico: Yeah brah i dunno he's lowkey aura farming
Roman: I swear to god he's got that Joe T schedule where he sleeps till 2 and works at 4 all day.
Nico: Yeah brah i dunno he's lowkey aura farming
Roman: I swear to god he's got that Joe T schedule where he sleeps till 2 and works at 4 all day.
by Socky Joe July 2, 2025
Get the Joe T schedulemug.