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Schmuck Schumer

Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.
by Skyrim550 June 9, 2022
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schlump

A lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. Usually wears crappy clothing. Shaves infrequently. Has nonchalant attitude about everthing. A scrub.
(Headline from The Star) "Ben Affleck: from Hunk to Schlump"
by John Childers October 9, 2005
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Schumer

A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.
Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !

Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?

Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
by VapourPhase December 20, 2015
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Schlumpville

A state of being so drunk it's literally like your own world
Bro, Nate was in schlumpville last night
by taylr October 12, 2015
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Schtump

The act of stamping matter, generally fecal, through a grate or small opening.
Dude, that food yesterday messed my stomach up and I had to schtump in the shower.
by DctrAJ October 9, 2019
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Schumacher

The greatest name ever to grace the Formula One paddock. This is the surname of legend Michael Schumacher and his son Mick.

Michael debuted for Jordan in the 1991 Belgian GP, replacing Bertrand Gachot, and qualified P6, however retired from the race. He was then signed by Benetton, and took his first win at the 1992 Belgian GP. He took two titles with Benetton in 1994 & 1995, and also won the 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 & 2004 titles with Ferrari. He is the Scuderia’s most successful driver, and is only beaten by Lewis Hamilton in terms of statistics. He returned to F1 in 2010 driving for Mercedes. He almost won the 2012 Monaco GP, and is the oldest podium stander, aged 43 at the 2012 European Grand Prix in Valencia, unfortunately in 2013, Michael sustained life-changing brain injuries in a skiing accident, and now has the Keep Fighting Foundation set up in his honour.

Mick is a current F1 driver in his rookie season, driving for backmarker team Haas, with his teammate Nikita Mazepin. Mick has consistently outperformed his teammate Nikita over the course of 2021, and some say that he is a future world champion, just like his father. Mick is the 2020 F2 Champion with Prema, and held the title until Oscar Piastri was crowned 2021 F2 Champion. He is a member of the Ferrari Driver Academy, and is en-route to a future seat with Ferrari, potentially in 2024 or 2025, most likely replacing Carlos Sainz to become the new teammate of Charles Leclerc.
Person 1: Do you watch F1?

Person 2: Yes, my favourite driver is Schumacher.

Person 1: Michael and his son Mick are such great drivers. His son reminds me so much of him.

Person 2: I know, I love their friendship with Sebastian Vettel.
by F1 Trivia December 11, 2021
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Schumer Paradox

A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.
P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox
by Wodentheallfather April 9, 2022
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