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Girl! You better be careful, if ur lucky u won't fall in love with another charming narcissist ass nigga like last time!
by #Used2BeNumber2 February 28, 2019
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Scheming season

Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”

Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.

Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
by AK47! June 21, 2019
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Scaring the birds

Me and Johnny are scaring the birds holy fuck
by Vortex_ November 18, 2020
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Charming Kyaw

A girl with no worth, mentally unstable, and an emotional mess who lives in Myanmar. A girl who cannot find anything interesting in real men after she finds out Bakugo Katsuki existed.
Damn girl, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? You look like you could be named Charming Kyaw.
by Draco Malfoy's one and only January 15, 2021
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Cum-Scarfing

When a phallus ejaculates at the deepest point of ones throat during the act of fellatio.
Mary’s cause of death was listed as aspiration due to extreme cum-scarfing.
by SeaW0lf October 10, 2019
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Retinal Scarring

1. Lit. Scarring of the retina due to scratching.

2. Urb. When something is so bright, it leaves an afterimage on your eyes for a long time.

3. Urb. When you see something so vile, so disgusting, so horrible, that the image burns into your retinas and can not be unseen.
1. Why are you going in for lasik surgery? Because I have retinal scarring.

2. Wow, your computer screen is so bright, the boot-up screen is scarred into my retinas.

3. I visited 4chan the other day and even though I stayed in the work safe section, there just seems to be no way to avoid the retinal scarring. You can't get /b/ out with eye bleach.
by TheMobiusMan August 18, 2009
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scarfing

Ronnie ate a hamburger, some chips, a taco, some hot dogs, some curly fries, an ice cream cone, some currie powder, a couple of soft-pretzles, a pot pie or two, and 8 twinkies, all in 3 minutes. HE was TOTALLY scarfing.
by Roger Tillsberger January 2, 2008
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