Bean Scalper

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016

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Donkey slapper

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.

I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.

by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019

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cement slappers

grippers aka dogs aka feet ya kno the thing with toes yeah they do be slappin dat cement

“Did you see Sally’s cement slappers? THEY WERE HUGE!!!” - Aaron

by grobnarsinglecheekduponafriday September 9, 2022

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Sapper

Official. A Soldier, Highly trained in Modern Combat Warfare capable of fighting as an Infantry Soldier, with the added responsibility of the disposal of Explosive Ordinance Devices (EOD), Minefield Laying/Clearance, Defensive Protection, Installing and Removing Bobby Traps, Removal of Improvised Explosive Devices (IED), Bridge Building, and Construction. They are deployed with and Special Operations, Peacekeeping, Civil Emergencies.

Unofficial. The dude who blows shit up, The dude at the front, The One that's got "Follow Me" on the back of his shirt, The dude you don't want to fuck with.

Follow The Sapper,
And on the 6 day God said, "they need someone to follow", So he made The SAPPER.

by Sapper Sid October 8, 2013

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