scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.

"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"

by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017

shanono

Shanono is a fashion sin that should not be attempted.

The leather skirt was so sexy but the orange pumps were a shanono that she should be banned from the public eye.

by The original Queen Bee September 3, 2017

Shanon Brigs

A man who’s vocabulary consists of three words LETS GO CHAMP

Shanon Brigs is bald

by ThisPseudo December 15, 2019

Spanontenance

A made up word that you tell people called Lauren and make her believe to be true. Used for any type of exclamation made as a response to an untrue statement.

That is absolute spanontenance!

by Lozza Evans September 25, 2021

Scanncer

1. When your are having problems accessing your scanner.
2. A common IT Support request type related to scanner issues.

Requester: Dear IT support, I can't scan documents, can you please help?
Support: Please open a ticket and select Issue Type: Scanncer.

by ledskof February 23, 2022

Ghetto Scanner

Taking a picture of a picture with a camera, or cell phone to send, or post online.

Take a picture of that picture with your ghetto scanner.

by jasoncorder24 January 17, 2012

tranny scanner

Much like Gaydar, tranny scanner is a trans persons ability to detect other trans people
A cis persons ability to detect trans people is more referred to as Transgendar

Everett - "do you think that Devon is trans?"
Avery - "No doubt, my tranny scanner went off just like before Elliot Page came out"

by mushroom_on_jupiter December 19, 2021