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Get the Schatje mug.sweetheart in german, but also the most loving dog you'll ever find. she's a princess and a lap dog and she'll try to protect you from "bad guys" even though she's about a foot long and tiny.
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Get the egg shat mug.{Two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
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Get the shatari mug.Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").
Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
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