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El Paso belt sander

The act of jerking off in a porta-john on Fort Bliss Texas during a howling sand storm.
Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.
by Waldorf9717 April 11, 2015
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders

1. The former lying Trump puppet posing as the Whitey House press secretary. Replaced by Kayleigh MAGA-Ninny to give the Trump cult the eye candy they had been missing (Sarah did not qualify as eye candy).

2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.

3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a big overgrown hound dawg and a lying piece of Trumpian shitclown.
by AntiGop March 3, 2021
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Colonel Sanders

A chicken's worst enemy.
by TheBurninator November 28, 2003
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sunderstorm

A thunderstorm where the sun stays out the whole time.
Tim: DUDE! It was sunny the whole time it was storming today. There was lightning and everything!

Chase: We live in Virginia, man; we always have sunderstorms.
by Rhetorik April 20, 2009
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Sauder

Refers to the University of British Columbia Commerce Faculty: Sauder School of Business.

1. (adj) a cocky person who thinks he/she is better than everyone else because he/she is wearing a suit/$500 worth of clothing to school (when they work for minimum wage at Hollister)

2. (adj) a materialistic person who spend their whole salary on Macbooks, clothes, and partying

3. (adj) someone who believes they will have a brighter future than anyone else when in fact, they're just "esteemed" arts students

4. (adj) ironic
1.
Arts: "Why are you wearing a suit to school?"
Sauder: "'Cause its Careers Day and I'm gonna get myself a job."
Arts: "What job?"
Sauder: "Impact Team Member" at Hollister."

2.
Science: "Whoa, nice MacBook. How much did it cost?"
Sauder: "Thanks, $1500, but that's ok, my parents paid for it."

3.
Sauder: "Ha...arts kids."
Arts: :(
~~~~4 years later ~~~~
both of them are still working at hollister

4.

Sauder: (points to engineers) "Haha...Have doing your homework while I party."
Sauder: (points to arts) "Haha...They only know how to party, have fun working at McDo in 4 years."
by 05DW October 13, 2011
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bernie sanders dank meme stash

When you "Feel the Bern" and want to support Bernie Sanders through memes and political cartoons/short videos. Started as a facebook page. Ususally these are comparioson to Bernie being the better choice over Hillary Clinton or Trump. Also home to other political memes, like Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer. Abriviated as BSDMS and not to be confused with BDSM
-Hey man, where can I find the meme that shows Bernie stances vs. Hillary.

-Go to the Bernie Sanders Dank Meme Stash.
-Oh those are funny. Is Ted Cruz really the Zodiac Killer...Thanks BSDMS
by Film Time August 21, 2016
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sanderling

The oldass name for Fanders; fans of Thomas Sanders
Fander 1: Imagine if we were still called Sanderlings.
Fander 2: lmaooooo that’s so dumb tho
by B0WT13S June 10, 2020
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