Sandpapering

When you like to vigorously jerk off with sandpaper.

I’m sandpapering all night tonight! Want to join?

by Sandpaper101 May 10, 2025

Sandpaper Anniversary

The 10th anniversary of a first date. Typically celebrated with dry anal from one of both of the partners. Can also occur simultaneously with a ceremonial human centipede.

My wife and I didn't know what to do for our Sandpaper Anniversary, so I suggested meeting up with Ronaldo and Rebecca for a desert-dry human centipede.

by Monsignor Diablo March 15, 2020

Sandpaper on concrete

When someone has a scratchy throat,and cannot talk very well

"Your voice sounds like sandpaper on concrete"

by Weirdo#666 April 29, 2023

Sandpapering

When two males rub their stubble against one another, usually for sexual arousal.

Male 1: I like it rough
Male 2: Then let there be sandpapering

by Archard October 22, 2010

Sandpaper teeth

The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.

Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."

Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"

by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016