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ben sander

The most attractive human form God has taken in recent history. Historically the form He takes when He wishes to be banging several mommies in a short span of time.
Q: "We packing the dungeon tonight?"

A: "Nah, ben sander has to link with some unspeakably dirty bitches."
by simplistic man December 18, 2019
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pants sander

a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers
john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.
by R.F. Hor May 24, 2008
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pole sander

A chick who has trouble getting wet during sex.
That bitch last night was a real pole sander. My junk is sore as hell.
by jason baros December 16, 2005
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Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.
Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.
by JJ January 19, 2004
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Brandon Sander

When you got lots of game. Like a ton of game.
Friend: "Yo dude, I just got ten girls numbers at the mall and a bunch of them want to fuck me!"
You (using extremely low voice): "Dude, we have to call you Brandon Sanders."
by BoobieJohn September 27, 2009
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Belt Sander

OMG he/she just belt sanded the fuck out of that one .

Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
by Stormboy01 January 10, 2020
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colonel sander's surprise

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009
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