The most attractive human form God has taken in recent history. Historically the form He takes when He wishes to be banging several mommies in a short span of time.
Q: "We packing the dungeon tonight?"
A: "Nah, ben sander has to link with some unspeakably dirty bitches."
A: "Nah, ben sander has to link with some unspeakably dirty bitches."
by simplistic man December 18, 2019
Get the ben sander mug.a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers
john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.
by R.F. Hor May 24, 2008
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by jason baros December 16, 2005
Get the pole sander mug.When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.
Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.
by JJ January 19, 2004
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You (using extremely low voice): "Dude, we have to call you Brandon Sanders."
You (using extremely low voice): "Dude, we have to call you Brandon Sanders."
by BoobieJohn September 27, 2009
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Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
by Stormboy01 January 10, 2020
Get the Belt Sander mug.a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009
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