Sammi

A Girl That Is Funny, Likes To Drive Around And Acts Like A Kid. Very Sexually Driven.

"Did you see that Sammi girl today?"
"Yeah she was driving like a right twat, must have been sexually frustrated!"

by mike1209 June 23, 2008

Sammi Doll

Jinxx of Black Veil Brides's fiance. She's also the pianist in My Satelite Band. She's super pretty and is a awesome photographer. She's a very good rolemodel and does have a blog. She hates it when people make fake profiles and loves when people are theirselves.

"Did you just see Jinxx's fiance?"
"Yeah, That's Sammi Doll"

by BVBLOVE97 August 25, 2011

shit sammich

Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.

"YO! Shit sammich, go brush your friggin teeth!"

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

make me a sammich bitch mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.

guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

by Carson Myers March 3, 2007

Sammitymaffe

A term for the most amazing person you will ever meet. A Sammitymaffe is the driving force of your life; the one who wakes you up in the morning, the one who keeps you going. The one who loves you, the one you love. The one who led you out of the grocery store. A Sammitymaffe is someone you'll give your heart and soul to, because you want to, because you need to, because they will reciprocate.

Mattie: So, you and Sam seem pretty close.
Emily: Yes, we are. He's such a Sammitymaffe.

by JesusUnicorn February 26, 2010

shemmi

Used to define a very loving and caring person. Someone who is loyal and doesn't play games. Someone who's able to steal a female from their spouse, also able to keep your main girl wet.

You guys should really be more like shemmi, loyal, caring, but deadly.

by Ethan Seth June 18, 2018

Sammie

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is trustworthy , kind, gorgeous and makes the best friend. She is so compassionate of others feelings and would never do anything to hurt others She is drop-dead gorgeous, but not conceited. She usually has long brown silky hair and big beautiful warm brown eyes. Her looks match her personality....she is so magnetic!

She is in great shape and always put together perfectly! She is so compassionate to others and always tries to make someone smile. She is a genuinely sweet girl who never talks bad about anyone. Anyone who speaks bad of a Samantha is usually just jealous of her because she has everything they want but don't have!

Samantha's are extremely confident and can stand on their own. They light up a room by simply walking in. They always make others feel good. They are immune to negativity so haters, don't waste your energy on Samantha...her self-esteem will always outshine you!

"I think my jaw dropped when I saw Sammie in class today."

by asspounder12341234123123 June 4, 2018