Sacramento Kings 

Best team in the NBA! Nothing can beat them. Even though we havn't won a championship yet..... We Will!

Why do the lakers need Gary Payton?
Becuz they cant stop the Sacramento Kings!

Sacramento Kings by Random John July 10, 2003

Sacramento Pit Stop

Having to shit so badly and suddenly in the car that you will turn off the radio, open the window, and insist on pulling over at the first place with a bathroom or even the side of the road if need be.

"I hate to do this to you bro, but I have to make a Sacramento pit stop."

Sacramento Pit Stop by Yellow Team Ver. 1 April 20, 2010

sacramento sack lunch 

gape a womans asshole big enough to fit your balls into her rectum, then pull them out and insert in her mouth

last night a fucked sally with a baseball bat and gave her a sacramento sack lunch cuz the bitch wouldnt shut up

sacramento sack lunch by aj and v December 27, 2006

Sacramento Turtleneck

Like an Old King Clancy, except with orange marmalade.

Once this Canadian chick asked me to give her an Old King Clancy... I hear that's like a Sacramento Turtleneck except with syrup. I tossed her.

Sacramento Turtleneck by BrickyFists March 25, 2009

sacramento broomstick 

when you're fucking a mother of a young boy who looks like Harry Potter doggystyle, jam a broomstick in her ass.

Last night I gave your mother the sacramento broomstick.

sacramento broomstick by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007

Sacramento Kings 

A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!

B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.

Stojakovic hits the game winning three for the Sacramento Kings....

Sacramento Kings by Jon July 27, 2004

Sacramento Kings 

A pretty decent team out of California's capital, with some decent players.

The reason they haven't won a championship is because of the Lakers. (muahaha) The "Queens", as Shaq so well put it, can't play in the clutch when the game is on the line. They crack like fine china under pressure, which is why the Lakers win against a decent team and some biased refereeing (it's a bunch of bullshit, most of those calls).

The Lakers won the game in the 4th quarter, cutting down the Kings' 20 point lead and squeezing out a 2 point win.

Sacramento Kings by skater910 October 5, 2004