Smacktard

1. An idiot, online or offline. The kind of person with such high hopes for the future you wouldn't be suprised seeing them smacking a retard on the street one day.
2. Someone who actually goes around smacking retards.

The smacktard team shot me in the head spamming the phrase "I pwned j00!!!111"

Three smacktards were arrested for assault.

by Me July 6, 2003

smacktard

Smacktard is a good way to describe Paul ( or as you would know him, Z3LL). He gets very offended when u call him this, and offen trys to rape your ass until you die of internal bleeding.

<Shimmeh> Hey look, its Z3LL...
<Shibbster> Hehe, lets go call him a smacktard...

by ellipsis June 6, 2004

Slacktard

a lazy person who doesn't know how stupid they are

Dude, quit being a slacktard, you always comment ‘OMFG!! that shit is cray! can't believe that's real’ anytime someone shares an Onion article on Facebook, you’re an idiot.

by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014

sicktard

A person who acts stupid because he or she is sick with a cold or something.

Person 1: You've asked me the same question fifteen times, bro. You're such a sicktard.
Person 2: Fuck you, I'm not feeling well.

by CardenB666 September 7, 2016

Spacktard

Cross between a spastic and a retard, with less chance of social media ban!

Shut you you stupid spacktard

by welshj93 September 1, 2022

spacktard

a cross between a spastic and a retard, often used as it doesnt get picked up by facebook and instagram as "offensive"

did you see Jordan Pickford in goal last night? that man is a complete and utter spacktard.

by welshj93 December 11, 2023