Definitions by CardenB666

crucifiction 

The fake story of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, so named because it is not supported by any other source than the Bible.

A. "Hey, it's Good Friday. Have I told you the good news about the crucifixion?"
B. "You mean the crucifiction? Get back to me when you've got proof."

crucifiction by CardenB666 April 15, 2022

Peekaboobs 

When a girl in a chat uploads a boob pic, then later deletes it.

A. "Dude, what happened to that boob pic Sara uploaded? I need it for... reasons."
B. "It's gone, looks like."
A. "Haha, peekaboobs."

Peekaboobs by CardenB666 June 9, 2020

sicktard 

A person who acts stupid because he or she is sick with a cold or something.

Person 1: You've asked me the same question fifteen times, bro. You're such a sicktard.
Person 2: Fuck you, I'm not feeling well.

sicktard by CardenB666 September 7, 2016

11-pack 

What you bring home from the store when you're really thirsty.

A: Hey, you're back. What did you bring me?
B: Got you an 11-pack of Mountain Dew.
A: You asshole!
B: Dude, it was hot!

11-pack by CardenB666 March 4, 2015

dumbassery

Noun. Stupidity to the next level. Epic idiocy for which there is no excuse.

What dumbassery is this!?

dumbassery by CardenB666 May 5, 2014