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A extremly popular online multiplayer game, with over 100,000 people playing at the same time.

The game once had a good and kind society but is now over run by overwieght 12 year olds and will eventually die due too lack of intrest.
by mattyb3 October 5, 2005
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Runescape

A very addicting game on the internet. There is no clear goal or point in the game, all you really do is try to get as much experience in each skill as you can, and wear nice expensive rune or dragon armor. Runescape consists of a free world, which is not very large, and a member’s world which is gigantic, and includes more weapons, armor, items, skills, ect. It's only $5 a month to be a member.

There seems to be some competition between Runescape and World of Warcraft (WOW), in which most of the people you talk to will say WOW is better. However, WOW is somewhere around $15 a month, there is no "free server" (As far as I know, please correct me if I'm wrong) and takes up a ton of memory on your computer. Runescape seems to be the better alternative because you don't have to go to the store and buy expansion packs for it, and you can play for free if you choose.

One big problem with Runescape is that many people create what I call “Auto Noobs”, which are accounts that people make that repeat the same task over, and over, and over again all day long without anyone having to control it. People do this to make millions without having to lift a finger, and it’s really annoying. They are easy to spot, they are almost always very generic, tan shirt, green pants, black hair, and usually under level 5.

I advise you never start playing because you won’t be able to stop. Before you know it, you and your kids will call into school and work with ridiculous excuses just so you can play Runescape all day, and let your brains rot for the Hulu aliens to eat.
Matt: "Well, it's time to go to work, but I really want to play Runescape."

Matt calls in sick.

Matt: "Hello boss, I'm afraid I can't come into work today, me and my family were in a terrible plane crash. My whole family is dead, and I'm now a vegetable. See you tomorrow."

Meanwhile, the Hulu aliens slowy eat the reamins of his brain which rotted away from the many hours and hours of Runescape it had to deal with.
by Dewit April 22, 2009
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From my 5 year experience playing runescape.
This was the only happiness i got from life, ever since my friend introduced me to runescape, i was hooked, had trouble with school, got fired from work, problems with family, friends hated me. Basically thats what runescape did for me while i played it, even though i was extreme top player, it ruined my life.
And take my word of advice, do not start this game, if you do you will fall into an endless black hole that will swallow you and not let go. It will addict you for long time.
Through much effort and help of my friends, i have finally gotten off this game, and is basically now game free, and off to enjoy the best of life and what it has to offer.
runescape is very addictive do not even try to play it. it will ruin your life.
by crimofthis November 25, 2006
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A noobish game that teens play.. they fight and get swords and other random things.. In order to pass the tutorial you need to cook shrimp and do other stuff..

It's addictive
Girl: Hey uhm.. You wanna go out later?
Boy: Can't Im trying to get onto Level 87 on Runescape..
Girl: That game is so gay..
Boy: You said Runescape was gay? I HATE YOU! I never wanna see you again!

Person 1: ..I just went on Runescape >.<
Person 2: Fuck me, even Habbo is better than Runescape!
by Spongochild December 31, 2008
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jesus where can i start,
1.annoying 12 year olds.
2.nerds who think they are popular because they have 50 people in their clan that only like them cuz of there "mage".
3.people who talk tough behind the computer because they cant say stuff to your face.
4.more addicting then heroine, crack, and cocaine combined.
I used to play this lame ass game, it really touched my social life to where i would want to stay home instead of go make out with girls at the movies or something sweet. I managed to quit and I havent played in about a year and i really dont miss it. Don't even try it out, if you see an ad with runescape on it close the damn page. I even paid to become a member, and my friends never found out i played because if they did i would become a loser. since i quit i gained 53 pounds of muscle and have a really hot girlfriend, and am a sophomore in high school playing varsity basketball, all because i quit and found better things to do in life. Seriously in this game they all call people noobs which makes them sound like a homosexual, you go into this place called varrock where in the center you will find people paying runescape money for someone to be their girlfriend, only to be crushed when there "girlfriend" runs off with the money or turns out to be a boy. I actually saw a case where in the back of some block looking castle (aka lumbridge castle) a dude had payed 3m gp for a girl to become his girlfriend. heres what i saw

boy: i gave you 3m gp so i guess your my gf now
girl: i have to tell you something.
boy: what??
girl: IM A BOY! YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D
*girl runs off with money*
boy: i spent 3 months fishing to get that money!

i seriously fell off my chair laughing
if you play runescape too long, your balls will fall off and be put on the wall by a 50 year old virgin male!
by arabthug101 August 30, 2007
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runescape hater

The type of person who hates the massive multiplayer game "runescape" for no apparent reason commonly stating that the players have no lives.

It is common to expect a runescape hater in a forum to jump in a topic that lightly mentions it and reply saying the game is gay in most cases.

They are quite similar to anime haters.
"Runescape haters need to learn how to forget it even exists."

"Sure the community can be horrible at times, but it's no reason to go all "LOLZ ITS GHEY" like a runescape hater all the time"
by RandomMarine September 6, 2008
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no! just no. this game killed my life, and drove me away from my family. i was like "it's jus a game, my mates play it will be fun".

then i had this crazy urge to start paying to play. then i couldn't stop. when i quit it was like a drug, calling me. i couldn't stop, i can't stop.

it is so shit, but its worse than cigarettes (uh i quit them easy like) and every time i play im bored shitless, but i think to myself, oh 5 more minuted won't hurt and 8 hours have passed and im still there.
friend 1: hey u coming out?
dave: nah im busy wc, sorry maybe later.
friend 2; (on the phone) hey mate you wanna come chop down some tree in real life, my dad gave me an axe.
dave: sos im cutting trees on runescape
friend 3: you wanna come out, ill pay you.
dave: nah im earning cash on runescape.
friend 3: just use an autoer
dave: oh yeh k.
friend 3: ill knock brt
(8 hours later) dave: omg woot 5 magic logs woot im rich!
next day dave is banned and hangs himself.
by chip fat machine May 20, 2008
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