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Oxymoron

by Oh I'm tho thcared May 7, 2005
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2 words that contradict each other like its so wonderfuly painful
the greatest oxymoron my teacher tought us was quiet women
by some person in some world April 1, 2009
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That idiot has a gas bottle! That's the first oxymoron I've seen in a long time!
by Ethan February 16, 2005
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Oxymoron

This word is combining two things that are not alike... saying something like jumbo shrimp, tall midget.

In many ways this word can be summed up by the human oxymoron.
Otherwise known as;
Thomas Dayton Cressman.
Jumbo Shrimp, Tall Midget, Thomas Dayton Cressman

(human oxymoron)
by sYkoLette April 21, 2011
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Words which loose their meaning through self or mutual negation. Usually in a comical or amusing way. The most unique of the Oxymoron 'words' are the single or paired word oxymorons which attempt to describe a larger subject without actually negating each other but in fact are a 'double negation' of sorts. For these you need only know the actual definition(s) of the root word(s) (as provided by socially legitimized sources of knowledge - I.E., Webster's or Funk and Wagonal's) in its intended use in juxtposition to its actual use in situ.
"Hey! Check out this Urban Dictionary!" (Such oxymoron phrases may be reduced and used in their most basic form, I.E. Urban Dictionary)
by The M.C. May 19, 2006
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Boxymoron

A person who situates his fat ass near any standard electronic device, whether it be a computer, T.V., etc.

Usually, these beings have ADD.
by Boxymoron February 12, 2005
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Oxymoronic

Mark Smedley's Attitude To Life
1) You're a non-conformist who hates anything out of the ordinary, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.
by huatfibat June 14, 2012
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