by JTurc4 June 20, 2019
Get the Roadie mug.Hopeless process of destroying one's self in an attempt to move a Buoyancy - Operated - Aquatic - Transport mechanism, a.k.a. 'boat'. This futile act of throwing one's body limply against a long, plastic - and - wood (or metal) stick (also known as an 'oar') and thrashing one's arms about caused much pain and distress in the High Middle Ages, or around the 12th or 13th century, when many were expected to actually succeed at doing this on the trade vessels that were in fashion at the time.
Modern futility experts estimate that the people who continue to practice of this exercise will eventually die out due to natural selection and lack of reproductive ability.
Modern futility experts estimate that the people who continue to practice of this exercise will eventually die out due to natural selection and lack of reproductive ability.
by Xethro Gensh June 19, 2015
Get the Rowing mug.Hey, how about that novice lightweight womens rowing coxed pair with the 15 minute 2k? Never heard of them? That's because they don't actually matter.
by crew234567890987654321 December 14, 2010
Get the lightweight womens rowing mug.To attempt to solve a minor computer problem, but in the process do so much damage to the computer that the original problem becomes a minor detail in comparison.
"This computer was sent in for a driver install and came back with 14 spyware programs and missing registry keys...How did they manage to Rodify it so much?"
by CIAagent October 7, 2006
Get the Rodify mug.A sexual act in which a male penetrates an extremely large female from behind. To complete the act, he must lift his legs off the ground, using only the giraffe-sized female's body to support his weight. This will cause the female to become very rowdy, and likely will cause her to start running.
To qualify as a giraffe, the female must be at least 5 ft 10 in tall and taller than the man. The only exception is if the man is a midget. If he is a midget, she must only be 1 ft taller than him regardless of his height.
Disclaimer: Do not try this at home unless under the supervision of trained professionals such as Gary Coleman (ouch).
To qualify as a giraffe, the female must be at least 5 ft 10 in tall and taller than the man. The only exception is if the man is a midget. If he is a midget, she must only be 1 ft taller than him regardless of his height.
Disclaimer: Do not try this at home unless under the supervision of trained professionals such as Gary Coleman (ouch).
The song "Fifteen" is actually about an occasion during Taylor Swift's freshman year in high school in which she was "tamed" with the Rowdy Giraffe maneuver after a boy said he loved her and that it wouldn't hurt.
by Two Eskimo Brothers August 13, 2010
Get the Rowdy Giraffe mug.A group of men who slay bitches and get sauced all the time. These men never have girlfriends (however there may be one who does but he is soft) because they get with a new bitch for every day of the week. They only drink platinums or natty lights because those are the dopest two types of beer. Rowdy gang code may forbid information spread in a group chat to outsiders and if this is violated it will result in group extermination. This gang has a rival gang made up of stoners who drink Budweiser cuz they are gay.
Girl-"damn Ethan gave me that D last night"
Other girl-"me too"
Girl-"oh yea we had a threesome, I could barely remember cuz he got me sauced on platinums and nattys"
Other girl-"he is definatly In rowdy gang"
Other girl-"me too"
Girl-"oh yea we had a threesome, I could barely remember cuz he got me sauced on platinums and nattys"
Other girl-"he is definatly In rowdy gang"
by RG11 January 13, 2014
Get the Rowdy Gang mug.1. (plur. roadie) People who tag along with a band cross country. They often will help in stage setup to "earn their keep".
by chillinvillain October 9, 2005
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