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Grave Robber 

A man who consistently dates woman likely to die childless in order to avoid dating a woman fit for motherhood, and the responsibility therein.
John could get any girl he wants; but, over the last three years, John has dated different mentally unstable woman at a rate of one per year. John, would never wed or impregnate these woman on a clear mind. The reason John dates these woman is because it allows him to avoid the responsibility of dating a woman of high caliber. He takes pussy from girls destined for the grave, thus John is a Grave Robber.
Grave Robber by CROCROCROCRO September 30, 2011
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Caboose Robber 

A Homo-Sexual who like giving anal sex and not getting it.
Jody doesn't like to take it he only gives it, that Caboose Robber!
Caboose Robber by Hugh G. Rekshon August 21, 2009

crypt robber 

A person who dates or is in a relationship with someone significantly younger than he/she/they are.
Wow, that Jordan. What a crypt robber. That old guy must be twice her age.
crypt robber by Pelican Man July 9, 2016

Grave robber 

Someone who steals everyone's sadness and then buries it in their grandmother's grave.
It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.

Grave robber.
Grave robber by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

bank robber 

student from Lehigh University who loses ~$4000 through online poker and proceeds to attempt to rob a bank to pay off his debt (unsuccessfully).
Lehigh University Sophmore Charged With Bank Robbery
Police Say Fraternity Brothers In Getaway Car
A class president (Greg Hogan) at Lehigh University has been arrested and charged with bank robbery.
bank robber by bank July 16, 2008

knob robber 

a person who robs knobs on a daily basis.
ted is being such a knob robber today
knob robber by jon zieba August 1, 2008

Sperm bank robber 

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.
Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...
Sperm bank robber by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018