rivita

rivita is a cracker, it comes in a packet of twenty five deliciously machine baked rivita styled healthy option biscuits.

they have been known to be included in many diets, including ones which release fluid and hard stool from the human bowles, once intake of rivita biscuits has started, being too close to the buttox of those who have scoffed rivita is dangerous, the old style packaging included warnings for Projectile vomiting, and Projectile Faeces.

this is where the term RivitaShita was also derived from (look that up)

rivita has been used by women as tampons when none have been available for years, and also as a sanitary pad by the older ladies, trouble with this option is mistaken identity for food once used in this method.

" hey mum, school was great but im really hungry, do you have any Rivita?"

"my diet isnt working, my bowles are going stale, i need 5 packs of Rivita IMMEDIATELY"

" Dorris, me tampons have ran out hours ago, im desperate, you got any Rivita in the cupboard?"

" Wendy, Ya dirty bitch, you put the used Rivita back in the pack and my nephew ate it last night!!!"

" Dorris my Sanitary pads fell out my bag at mcdonalds, can you please run down the shop and get me some soft option Rivita biscuits"

by ryan in london January 11, 2009

RivetPunk

A cross between a rivet head and a punk,or some one influenced and has interest in both subcultures.

RivetPunk:I fucking love punk! but im also a big fan of industrial.

100 year old lady:guess that makes you a rivet punk fuck yeah! let's party!

by MMASK September 15, 2009

Riveter

Someone who rivets people and attention to a cause.
Etimology: Rosie the Riveter

Rosie was a riveter, but she was also a Riveter for feminism.

by LaedyRose June 9, 2015

Rineta

She is happiness in person. If you need someone to talk to she will be always there. She also has a big heart and does everything with passion. Rineta is also a dramaqueen, has a bad temper and is a little clumsy but will never betray you. If you know somebody named Rineta give her a big hug . :)

(Nicknames for Rineta: Rina,Neta)

Rineta is one of my good friends.

by \(♡•♡)/ August 5, 2019

carlos rivera

Carlos rivera is very strong, smart, skillful in martial arts and is very loyal to girls and has a bunch of money

Carlos rivera grabs me and says lets do it as i say oh yes!

by Animelover15 December 8, 2016

Oscar Rivera

the most amazing person ever. he is friendly smart, sexy, loyal, trust worthy.he can make your day with just his smile. his feelings are sincere and sexy. he will never break your heart because when he falls in love his feelings are real and honest. he will never cheat on you. he will not lie to you to get what he wants. he will always count on you and show you his true feelings. he can be very funny at times. he protects the women that he loves from everything even if the world is on his shoulders . he will always fight for what he believes in even if he see no hope in them he still tries his best. he will always have the right thing to say at the right moments. he is bound and handsome. always looking ans smelling good. his girlfriend loves him to death because she is very affortunately to have him. no one can do it better than Oscar because anything he does he does right and amazing. he is genuine and peaceful. great kisser, he can make your lips soo soft and smooth you'll never get tired of kissing him. He can be quite and shy at first but as time passes and he gains trust in you he gives in and tells you everything. he can be very sexual and perverted at times but his girl loves it. when he is with his loves ones he is the same. does not change his attitude with no one. very smart always making good choices. the most important person in his girlfriends life. she loves him to death no matter what <3

i love you Oscar Rivera.

have i ever told you that the way you do love to me makes me crazy and makes me want to love you more

by urBoo<3 December 16, 2011

Rivera

noun - the act of failing to show up or arriving late to class, usually preceded by the phrase "to pull a"

"Hey, where's Tazumi?"

"Oh, I think he pulled a Rivera."

by 13anonymous37 September 30, 2009