ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.

Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.

by snoutwash69 November 24, 2015

humiliation ritual

A phrase often used on 4chan and other internet forums, meaning a process that one has to go through or an action one has to take which is forced upon him by some group of people or society at large; the goal of the mandate is to humiliate the person and thus make him conform with some policy or societal norm and self-suppress any opposition in the future.

Anon1: linkedin is the ultimate demonic humiliation ritual
Anon2: stop complaining goy

by Panzerhaubitze 2001 April 14, 2024

Herb Ritual

Where the person eats an Herb, and is now an Herb Brother/Herb Sister.

Herb Brother: I partook in the Herb Ritual.

by herb_brother4 August 24, 2016

Door Ritual

The "Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a customer to talk in the store and them choosing you or somebody else to work with.

Marcus can be found practicing the "Door Ritual" to gain the most sales possible!

by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023

Money Rituals

Money Rituals AKA Ritual Money, is an up and coming mixer for the underground eviltrap rap community, he is associated with collectives such as, #souleaters, Evil6Souljaz, DookieSquad, BloodKult, and KutKult. He has said he will soon be making his own vocals, as well as try producing.

Artists he has collaborated with include (but are not limited to): BLX1R(X9AMYROSE), Extvhcy, Mqysin (Dj Emkay), ihatewnji (intris), Denying Denial, Bvmpmvnn, 144hxxrz, VxxmpKrxxft (now known as "VxxgrantSouls"), and underground legend turned hall of fame tweaker, islurwhenitalk.

"money rituals is the best person to ask for a mix"
"money rituals performs money rituals"

by RitualMoney April 26, 2024

Humiliation Ritual

AKA a job interview

I swear man, job interviews are just humiliation rituals. "WHy dO YOu WanT tO wORk hErE?" so I can pay my bills and not starve in the streets bitch, why are you asking me such retarded questions? Instead I'm forced to give some bullshit answer on how I'm "passionate about it" like I'm sort of jester dancing for your sadistic pleasure.

by fencetape April 18, 2024

african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face

I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up

by eatyouout May 21, 2011