Ratched

Urbanized form of the word "wretched": of poor quality; shabby or filthy in appearance; unfortunate conditions or circumstances.

Don't eat at that restaurant, it's ratched.

Have you seen her beat up weave? It's ratched!

by 1GirlieGirl November 6, 2013

Ratchet hoe

Where a girl ping pongs from one guy to another.
Another definition of a slut.

Bitch has so many guys she a ratchet hoe.

by Rayyyyy1111 October 27, 2012

Ritchelle

a gorgeous girl who is nice, sweet, and sassy. Sometimes quiet and patient but when she's around a group shes wild and fun. She can talk for hours or just have no idea what's going on. She is very talented who has every guy desiring her. She cares for everyone around her but dont make that fool you she is tough. People who dont know her want to know her and people who know her cant get enough of her.

I really want to be a Ritchelle.
That's Ritchelle.

by 458236975 November 14, 2010

ratchet ass

Ignorant individual, dumb ass, dipshit, etc.

You're a real ratchet ass!

by Mindy February 13, 2005

ratchetry

serious fuckery, tomfoolery, or other such shenanigans

Peggy: Gina slept with her son's best friend, AND his father. AND THE FATHER IS HER THERAPIST, WHO PRESCRIBES HER VICODIN. Which she sells to her son's best friend.

Nina: Stop it right there, Peggy. I cannot DEAL with this ratchetry.

by Goldmines February 14, 2012

Ritchied

1) To Ritchie, is the premeditated act of pretending you want to hang out with someone when you have the ulterior motive to get them to do something for you; it is generally characterised by an outcome where the Ritchier makes a net benefit off the person Ritchied.

Lad 1: "Man, Dave invited me around for brews, so I brought a carton and when I got there he wanted me to help move his pool table... Fuck. I think I got Ritchied!?!"
Lad 2: "Yeah bro, you got Ritchied to the fucking nines!"

2) The act of delegating tasks more demanding than your own to achieve an outcome with the least effort.

Ritchie: "Okay guys, if you guys mow the lawn and I put away this salt shaker, we'll be able to start the BBQ in no time!"
Guys: "Okay!
(10 minutes later) ... fuck. Did we just get Ritchied?"

3) Ritchie-ing is also more successful whilst making oneself look busy doing other tasks (but actually not doing anything at all besides walking around quickly...)

Ritchier - in present tense, the one with the motives to, or, in past tense the one who has; pulled a Ritchie on you.

Ritchied - the victim of the Ritchie who came around with the best of intentions, to drink brews with his mate!

by RitchiedRichie May 19, 2013

Ratchling

-Noun

Derivative of Ratchet. A Ratchling is the offspring of a Ratchet being. Once hatched and nursed to it's Ratchet ways, said offspring becomes a full grown Ratchling.

If said creature is spotted please call the ASPCA as soon as possible as rabbies is a common ailment of unvaccinated Rachtlings.

Girl 1: "Crystal is pregnant"

Girl 2: "That Ratchet girl is having a baby?"

Girl 1: "Yea, She's having a little Ratchling"

Girl 2: "She better have that thing Vaccinated"

by Teeeeee March 4, 2013