The act of ejaculating semen into ones ear, then open hand slapping their ear. If done correctly the cum should penetrate the recipients ear drum, and cause permanent ringing in the their ear.

My fifth grade teacher gave me an F on my science report. So I gave her the old cum-drum ringer.

Cum-drum ringer by Kirbizzal May 20, 2016

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Ringer

A term often used to refer to a player illegally brought into a drop-in or beer league hockey game that is significantly better than the rest of the players on the team. Usually only plays a limited amount of games so the league does not find out and never gets off the ice . Hockey term for Smurf

12 Year Old: Damn coach, who's this sick hockey player, he's as fast as Speedy Gonzales and just as small.
Coach: That kid doesn't belong in this Division, He's too good to be playing here.

Coach to Player: Get off the ice you f*cking ringer!!!
Johnny Gaudreau: Make me bitch.

Ringer by TSE NY October 12, 2018

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mushroom rigged

to be endowed with a huge bellend but no shaft

oh my god jeff! youre mushroom rigged!

mushroom rigged by Neo December 25, 2003

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nigger-rigged

to rig something up half assed so that it works well enough, but doesn't work the way it is supposed to.

I had to nigger rig up my cd player in my car.

nigger-rigged by caitlin February 25, 2005

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