rigger mortise

A severe stiffening/cramping of the joints/muscles suffered by people who attach hoisting-cables for the huge timbers that are used to build old-fashioned post-and-beam ("mortise-and-tenon") structures.

I overdid it while helping my Amish friends do a barn-raising yesterday, and now I have rigger mortise.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018

riggedlife

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by riggedlife May 29, 2021

Reefer rigging

To construct or repair something using materials not usually intended for such a use.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd you fix the toaster?

Guy 2: I reefer rigged it with a paperclip

by Mr. Thorp July 21, 2005

Jack-Rigged

When someone obsessively and methodically secures an object, home, shed, camper or house boat with several locks (or screws) so that it’s impossible to be broken into or stolen. Such as putting a lock or locks on a lock. Originally coined in reference to Jack Smith of Arkansas.

That grill isn't going anywhere now that I've Jack-rigged it....

by Miss Prissy Pants May 25, 2010

gaff rigged

a boat that has sails that are not to English navel standards,, jerry rigged.... german....mick rigged,, irish.. nigger rigged. Caribbean or slave ship... modern definition is any thing that is sailed or driven repaired with a unconventional procedure in an emergency procedure (mickey moused is the most common urban use

our ship spotted a gaff rigged ship on the horizon. we soon realized it was a nigger rigged slave ship, to our relief it was just a mick rigged fishing boat.

by gaff rigged February 21, 2015

Jay-rigged

Making something out of parts that shouldn't fit together but it does and looks like it was meant for it.

He jay-rigged those old parts into a cooler.
I Jay-rigged my phone case to my bike.

by Battle Muffin September 28, 2018

Kuwaiti Oil Rigging

Giving someone an enema of crude oil, putting a stopper on their anal cavity and puncturing a hole in the stopper guzzling the oil as it escapes the anal cavity at a high velocity.

Dude, last night was crazy; my wife gave me a Kuwaiti Oil Rigging, we're still cleaning up the mess.

by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018