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broomstick rider

A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.

Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"

"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"

"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!
by BRUTALTRUTHHURTS May 15, 2016
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Kamen Rider

The series that beats all of your favorite fictional characters in a fight.
"Kirito vs Ex Aid would be a good death battle."
"Yeah but Kamen Rider Ex aid easily claps him though."
by FalseScyther December 19, 2020
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Recreational bus rider

Someone with no job,no life ,no real friends riding the bus going no where just to talk to the bus driver for two hours thinking it's a friendship rather than a captive audience.
Dude spent a whole day being a recreational bus rider
by Thecvbjugr April 24, 2019
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batty rider

very small and tight female shorts, which allow you to see a womans butt cheeks (batty) hence the name
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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batti rider

Caribbean (esp. Jamaican) term for very small and tight shorts worn by women, which show the woman's butt (the batti)
Wow you can see her ass in those batti riders.
by TheDiccionario October 25, 2008
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Dutch rider

The action of grabbing your dick then having a partener/friend grabbing your arm and jerking you off.

See also: Double Dutch rider
Dude, check it out! We can do a dutch rider without being gay! We're not touching dicks, other than our own.
by OlivaHessum April 1, 2009
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Camel Rider

A girl who likes brown guys. Similar to a "Night Rider", who is a girl who likes black guys.
Friend 1: "Wow, Ally hooked up with a brown guy"
Friend 2: "dam, shes a Camel Rider"
Friend 1: "Fo sho"
by KDNIGGA March 18, 2015
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