Rhino clam

When a girl charges at you with her vagina with such ferocity that it may as well be a charging rhinoceros. Common activity of women who are normal in large groups but go feral when alone with a guy they want to have sex with. Women who collect stamps and have more than one cat often go in to rhino clam mode.

Oh shit, here comes bridgett. Fucking bitch tries to rhino clam me whenever we get within 50 feet of each other. Thinking about telling her I am gay, but with my irish luck, I will probably end up with a closet rod in the ass.

by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

White Rhino

Strain of high quality marijuana

dude u got any white rhino to burn?

by Ty August 25, 2004

Doing the Rhino

When you have diarrhea comparable to the way a rhino shoots its shit everywhere.

OMG, that burrito from Humbertos tore my stomach up. I was in the bathroom doing the rhino for like an hour.

by Jon Thurston August 29, 2009

Rhino

When you steal your mom's or your g/f's Dildo(It's funnier if it's a floppy one that resembles a penis), You then strap said dildo to your forehead and go running down the street chanting " LOOK AT ME, I'M A FUCKING RHINO!!!!! "

Rhino is my nickname cause I like to stick a dildo to my forehead and go charging around...

by X-Cel June 17, 2008

smashed by a rhino

A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.

Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.

by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015

Gay Rhino

The act of forcefully smashing another person's anus with your knee, usually when they are bent over. If victim is standing, distributor of said act may grasp victim's shoulders to ensure they won't avoid a vicious Gay Rhino.

Person 1: "Dude my anus still hurts from that gay rhino the other day."
Person 2: "Haha yeah, I really dug my knee up your butt hard."

by bigoldfatguy October 9, 2011

Rhino-drunk

The state of being so drunk that one might very well begin crawling on the floor. Equally, if whilst crawling on the floor, it were suggested that you ought to play with a plastic rhinoceros, you wouldn't be opposed to it. Comparable to crunk, but referring to someone who is intoxicated to a greater extent.

Person: Hey man, I heard you started doing "crazy shit" last night, how drunk were you?

Buddy of person: Oh man, I was rhino-drunk. I'm quite hungover this morning.

by HMS Secretive February 27, 2009