rewank

When you try to wank to something hot but something unsexy like meatspin or Rosie O'Donnell pops up or somebody walks in on you, and it goes limp but you're not satisfied so you have to wank all over again.

Dude I was jerkin it, but I realized I had Calculus homework... I had to rewank when I finished.

by Fartsies January 2, 2009

Rewdy

He is dark & handsome, sexy, and very intelligent. He attracts people with his genuine eyes and smile. Anyone who knows a Rewdy is extremely lucky!

I am so in love with Rewdy!

by SAR January 29, 2004

reward points

What you use to obtain free merchandise.

Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.

by BUh bye felicia January 16, 2015

rewipe

Having to wipe your ass again from a previous domination(turd).

Also known as a R.W.

I have to stop at that store and R.W.

by Jason June 7, 2004

rewife

If you divorce your wife, and remarry her, she is your rewife.

Person1: Did you here joe has a rewife?
Person2: Seriously, dude?
Person1: Totally, he divorced alexa, married jeff, ditched him and remarried alexa.
Person2: zomg no wai.

by Chrisy, bitch June 11, 2006

YouTube Rewind 2019

A boring and lazy top ten video, some might say that this is even worse than last year's rewind. They hyped this rewind on twitter and some people actually thought that it was going to be good. Even watchmojo made their own rewind which is surprisingly better than youtube's rewind.

YouTube Rewind 2019: "In 2018, we made something you didn't like."
"So in 2019, let's see what you DID like."

by JopaHasToEnd December 9, 2019

rewinder

A reminder of something from one's youth. A reminder not of something to come, but something that has already happened, it causes you to rewind your memory.

I was in this bar and heard the Violent Femmes' "Add It Up", it was a total rewinder to summer of eighth grade.

by Thursday Three November 14, 2011