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Faptory reset 

When youve had a stressful day so youre having a fap to clear your mind
Pfft imma need to faptory reset after this

Factory Reset 

When someone sequentially vomits, urinates, and defecates. Usually followed by passing out.
That dude got so drunk that he did a full Factory Reset all over himself in the bathroom! Then passed out on the toilet!
Factory Reset by Not Stick May 9, 2023

Texas Reset 

I don't need this baby no more, Imma Texas Reset this thang
Texas Reset by notmrna**69420 June 16, 2023

musical reset 

When your taste in music changes after a few months
Man 1: I thought you hated emo music

Man 2: I had a musical reset

Social Status Reset 

When you say something embarrassing or a dead meme in public spaces.
Did you just saybogos binted”? Total social status reset.
Social Status Reset by KaderickKhan September 21, 2021

The Great Reset 

A plan by one group of super-rich twunts to finally address climate change but ultimately keep the capitalist status quo, which other super-rich twunts (e.g. coal, gas, oil, and media outlets owned by the likes of Rupert Murdoch) don't want (for obvious reasons) and so are spinning as the dreaded (*spooky thunder*) Marxism/Socialism/Communism.

Whereas, in fact, The Great Reset will probably never take off and if it does it would merely be the cliched Band-aid on a gaping wound and not seriously address the systemic symptoms of Capitalism. e.g. the ever growing disparity between the rich and the poor.

Either way, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and anyone buying into The Great Reset or the opposing propaganda are being played like fiddles.
The Great Reset in Bill Gates' plan to microchip us all and enslave us
The Great Reset by Sven Svenkill December 21, 2020