Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi

A fictional Italian immigrant (invented by the talkradar podcast) who smells heavily of olive oil and fettucini. He is known for his heavy build, heavier breathing and oversize somewhat smollen phalanges that resemble sausages and his own genitalia. The only thing heavier than the olive oil he uses to style his hair is his new jersy accent. As for atire he wares only the finest in glass pants and spaghetti and sweat stained plain white T-shirts. He was put into power by Norwegian King Herald V as the keeper of the shrew's. He suffers from recurring heart failures but carriers emergency electrodes with him to combat the failures when they occure.

Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi has been known to: tire after running, tire after walking up stairs, tire after reading, tire after rasing children, tire after getting out of bed tire after walking, eating several servings of shrew based meat sauce without pasta, he is famous for secreating a delicious high fat substance that has been syntheticly replicated for use in the American fast food industry and most notebly for it's application to twinkies during the 1980's.

by midget giraffe January 2, 2010

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Regallare

Noun (singular): An exuberant and energetic night out based on the dynamic combination of The Regal, followed by Ballare, located in Cambridge's city centre. Regallares often include heavy drinking followed by excessive body-popping to the most up-to-date club bangers. The term itself also conevys a time-span between the hours of approximately 8pm-3am, prior to a medley of take-away services- The Trailer of Life and KBC Barbeque to name a few.

Gaz: Alright mate, you out tonight?

Jonno: Yeah, where are you heading?

Gaz: Me and the lads are having it large for a Regallare.

Jonno: Sweet as, if I get some ID I'll ding ya.

by Harrison Smith May 12, 2007

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