Recter

Another "Surfer" word that means rad or awesome.

"Yo dude the way you shredded that wave was totally Recter!"

by Suuhdude June 12, 2016

Ocular recticitis

When your eyes lodge in your ass and give you a shitty outlook on life.

You have a bad case of Ocular recticitis, if you complain about having to pay taxes after winning a million dollars.

by Starmon July 29, 2011

recieve

A misspelling of a simple word children learn to spell correctly at around 8 or 9. That's not criticism - it's observation and it's only an action of "smartarses" to point out errors when they do it badly. Spelling is easy - it's the writing which takes thought.

Did you recieve the receipt ?

by spielie December 6, 2009

De-rection

when a sexy woman is cut off by an ugly one, and your boner shoots in so fast it goes out your ass.

Warning! Warning! De-rection!

by Dr.boobage May 24, 2011

rectial itch

When you are all sweaty and your (ass) itches in the crack and it is really bothering you.

Dang, After playing basketball I was sweating so much that my ass crack was itching so bad....I had a bad case of rectial itch.

by Vern the Man January 18, 2008

rectify

To convert alternating current to direct current by means of a semiconductive material or a vacuum tube.

The AC power in my amplifier is rectified by a 5U4GB tube.

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

rectic

Adj. 1. Anal
2. Uptight
(derived from the word Rectum) Usually used in the same context as anal but in a more polite manner.

Someone who is extremely neat are usually also very rectic.

by Wayne Xie May 13, 2005