rectal warlord

One who inflicts serious anal action with no remorse for their actions.

Nick likes a bit of bum fun, he is a real rectal warlord.

by iainL January 17, 2008

Rectalscrotalrosis

An infection of the anal tube that causes the scrotal sack to become infected with fungus causing the scrotom to be amputated

I'm sorry, but you have rectalscrotalrosis

by Piv21194 December 7, 2009

Rectal Thinker

A complete dumbass with no common sense. No level of learning instruction or education will improve the intelligence of a rectal thinker.

My boss is a rectal thinker.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Rectal Raider

(N)An Ass pirate who scours the land for homosexual anal sex.

I was hanging out with Joe but he turned out to be a rectal raider! Stay away from my ass!

by T.Bags July 30, 2008

rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.

My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.

by Dos Divas August 1, 2009

recharge

When you've wanked for a extended period of time and you need to recharge your fluids.

Aww fuck cunt, I've been wanking for over fucking 5 hours now cunt I'm spent I need a recharge.

by Real Nigga 12 June 6, 2020

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

by Annakaleia September 30, 2011