Redenbacher's Revenge

The painful state of constipation due to the consumption of too much popcorn. If raw kernels are accidentally eaten, the condition may eventually become an Orvilles Delight

I told my girlfriend to lay off the popcorn during What Dreams May Come, but she didn't listen. I laughed at her later that night when she had a bad case of Redenbacher's Revenge.

by Jena Talia June 3, 2006

readingasm

readingasm (ree-ding-gaz-uhm)
-noun
1. the heightened physical and emotional sensation experienced while watching Nirvana: Live at Reading
2. a similar point of intensity or excitement from other Nirvana entertainment

-verb
1. to have a readingasm

watching the entire MTV Unplugged special is sure to produce multiple readingasms

by Lily_of_Geeks November 3, 2009

oral redenbacher

A type of oral sex which occurs which the male cuts a hole in a popcorn box and sticks his dick in and the girl performs oral sex on him

Dude my dick totally smells like butter

Yeah but at least you got some Oral Redenbacher!

by Conor Mahagony December 22, 2008

Donkey reader

A person who study a lot- a geek- a dork- a swotty person - a bokworm

My classmate is such a super donkey reader ,he does nothing but study & he's really socially retarded.

by posh21 January 14, 2015

popcorn reading

Popcorn reading.

The horrifying technique of a teacher calling on students hands raised or not.

Mrs. Skate kept popcorn reading on all the students enjoying our pain.

by Oco Alexandras November 24, 2017

Summer reading

A horrible thing that teachers inflict upon us to make summer bad.

my teacher assigned us summer reading... and now i cant go anywhere!

by skydnee July 4, 2008

Person reading this

Sup person reading this hows it going today?

Retard 1: Hey person reading this!
Retarded no life: How's it going?

by Autistic Dog April 29, 2019