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rattlejack 

Rattlejack: is the ultimate act of doing someone wrong that is close to you, extreme form of being "jacked". When you go out of your way to set up a friend to fail or rat them out to a significant other or acquaintance.
Some examples include texting a friends girlfriend asking her what she is wearing to a wedding that her boyfriend did not tell her about and did not intend on bringing her to or having a bad night out with another couple and before you even end the evening the other couple is getting texts about what a bad time was had by all. The final version of Rattlejacking is self inflicted. An example of self inflicted Rattlejacking would be waking up the morning after a heavy night of drinking to find your new SUV mangled and not remembering how or when it happened but you know you were driving.

"Dude, you really rattlejacked him, why did you order all of those shots on his tab?"
rattlejack by Jake Bean April 2, 2008
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Meat Rattle 

Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.
I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!
to snitch or tell the police or other members of authority about a crime that you have witnessed or that you saw your friend doing
man, that punk ratted me out to the cops
ratted by wordman July 6, 2005
Rattler by Bolokov November 22, 2010

Rim-Rattler

The act of inserting a maraca into an anus prior to vaginal or oral intercourse. If the sex is violent enough the maraca should rattle and the act of performing a "rim-rattler" is complete.
"Honey, it's been a long day in the office and I could sure go for a brisk rim-rattler!"

-Optimistic Husband
Rim-Rattler by Radio:AWESOME! January 21, 2009

death rattle 

More often than not described as the last exhale of breathe, heard from the vibration of the neck when it is in an unusual position, allowing air to escape a narrow passage from the throat. It causes any of infinite odd sounds of expulsion of air.
You can imitate a death rattle for fun. Lean your neck backwards at 90 degrees and Pronounce terms such as "Ughrghrghrghrgh" or "Phhztttttt"
death rattle by larstait October 10, 2003

cornback rattler 

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.
I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.
cornback rattler by Freebird September 16, 2003