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Queef

The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.
"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo."

***queef queef queef queef queeeeef***

***Applause***
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
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queefhorn

Jim: "I can't follow the match with all the noise coming out of those things -- fucking vulv-, uh, vulva ... ."

Joe: "Just call it a queefhorn."
by saranwrapkills June 26, 2010
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queefinart

The act when a guy shoves a straw up his anus, and then puts the other end into a girl's vagina and farts.
After Dairy Queen, took my girl back to my house and I gave her a queefinart. Needless to say, I was done with my frosty.
by coda jane huab July 13, 2012
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Queef Gravy

The act of putting an OXO cube in a vagina, getting a girl really wet and having her gush out gravy.
Tom couldn't wait for his Sunday roast covered in queef gravy
by floor_mellow March 3, 2015
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Queef anon

The accidentally audible escape of moist-air from a thouroghly hammered vagina as an equivalent to the validity of the current Qanon political conspiracy theory.
Hey, did you hear that a 'Biden' computer was anonymously discovered to have child porn on the hard drive?
Sounds like a Russian hit-job or Queef anon to me. Neither one are worth a shit. Moving on...
by YAWA October 20, 2020
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Queef in a pan

the most delicious thing you can get at ma and pa’s
I just ordered a queef in a pan from Ma and Pa‘s kitchen and it is BUSSIN
by y’ May 20, 2021
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queefinator

big queef make the woprld shake
person 1: xenro is such a queefinator
person 2: yeaj i agree
xenro : i am queefrelaeasr27
by queefinator3 October 25, 2022
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