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automotive pornography

any machine that causes a hard on for an automotive enthusiast. Sex has never looked so good on wheels.
Why did they censor out that sweet Ducatti from Transformers 2?
Its only rated PG-13 dude, cant have any automotive pornography in there
by T_1 June 21, 2010
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poonography

the act of being a poon
Damn that poon is mad fizzafuzzy
by matt & nat March 18, 2004
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Phonography

Dirty talk to your boyfriend/girlfriend/general object of sexual activity over your cell phone or bluetooth.
"I make no apologies, I'm into Phonography. I like my bluetooth, buttons comin' loose. I need my hands free"

- Phonography, Britney Spears, Circus (2008)
by BLuvr April 3, 2009
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Phonography

The act of having phone sex or "phone pornography."
by JeffreyG December 17, 2008
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Lesbian Pornography

18-40 year old girls participating with other gay females by doing sex acts on camera, usually done when they are naked and filmed by a horny perverted man who is masturbating. The whole reason why I use the internet, to view females sucking each others pussies.
Hey bro! The girls just called, they want to make Lesbian Pornography. Okay, dawg I'll get the camera. Go set up the room where they are going to have sex in.
by james fuck December 26, 2018
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Porknography

slang for the perverse fleecing of citizens for higher and more taxes, Pork-Barrel Pet Projects, and Excess Federal Spending so the 'bureaucratic monster/s" yielding rich benefits/moneys fattening their already bloated wallets/bank accounts.

The darker side of politics.
Politics is just high class Porknography.
by Panthera Atrox January 26, 2011
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GHOST PORNOGRAPHY

A true now pornographic film display in an OCCUPIED LOCKED FUTURE PORN PORTAL.

A past dead PORN STAR in PORN FORM being presently observed.

The SEANCE that is real in GETTING DRAFTED.

Don't believe me just watch.
The chair you sleep is the GHOST PORNOGRAPHY that will occur when you get LOCKED INTO the orgasm that lasts forever on the PORN SET that is in VIEW and always on where the OCCUPIED LIGHT never goes out.

BURT REYNOLDS in BOOGIE NIGHTS as himself out of STAR FORM was a porn star and PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD as his GHOST PORNOGRAPHY is super hot and you VAN NUYS GUISE still there.

In as much I don't want to scare the daylights out of you as RESORTS WORLD will legally be showing GHOST PORNOGRAPHY everytime you take a shower in THEIR MANDALAY BAY water cascade as YOU ARE IT.

BRUNO MARS in the making of UPTOWN FUNK had a 260 degree poinrter into the GHOST PORNOGRAPHY as a DEJA GOO may happen if STEVE JOBS is allowed to continue out of PENTAGON FORMATION CUPERPHILIA. UPTOWN FUNK..WARNER MUSIC GROUP..LEONARD BLAVATNIK OWNER --A SHELDON WAYNE ADELSON SALUTE FRIEND
by METE MEAT MEET May 21, 2021
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