Monkey Puzzle Tree

A tree which originates from Chile. Brought to the UK for the sole purpose of confusing American tourists who know little about trees and the UK in general. Looks different and therefore attracts conversation. Many UK citizens are well informed about its origins but due to its unusual name, US citizens often believe them to be untruthful in its namesake.

US tourist: Hey what tree is that?

UK Citizen: Why thats the Monkey Puzzle Tree!

US tourist: No way, your totally making that up.

UK Citizen: Of course not and I can even prove it on the internet.

by treegeek2606 June 29, 2009

puzzelucination

When you obsess over the global phenomenon that is Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords and you begin to see the bejeweled-esque pieces line up when you blink or close your eyes for long periods of time.

Bill: Dude, you've playing Puzzle Quest recently, its amazing.
Nick: Yeah, you know it, but i keep getting freaking puzzelucinations.
Bill: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!!

by A Breed of Sushi February 4, 2008

Puzzling

When a man spends a large amount of time completing the puzzle that is pleasing a woman (starting with figuring out how to unhook her bra)

He's going to come over for drink and puzzling

by Morganator88 January 5, 2018

Puzzle Man

A nooby runescape player that spends a lot of time questing, typically lowish lvl players (80 - 100) with untrimmed quest capes.

"Hey man stop being a Puzzle Man and come pking!"

by SimonLeone August 26, 2007

Puzza

The Anual Underage Party in Melbourne Australia to celebrate Purim, the Jewish festival. despite the party origionally having been created to celebrate purim, it has now morphed into something completely different which conveniently falls on the day before. Students from all major jewish schools grade 9 and up attend and the DJs usually play electronic music ranging from electro, techno, drum n bass to psychadelic trance. every year there are those who do not attend and look down upon those that do for their substance abuse, claiming to be superior and somehow more moral and equally, every year there are always those which drink way too much and pass out, only to be ferried to Hatzolah the Jewish Ambulance service in Melbourne. The party is Usually just a huge Excuse for the jewish Youths in Melbourne to hook up with one another so that they can talk and gossip about it the next day of school while simultaneously enjoying a hangover.

Josh: "Holy shit dude, Puzza is this weekend!"

Ben: "Yeah I know, what are you drinking?"

Josh: "Vodka all the way buddyyyy"

by NobodySpecialHere May 17, 2012

puzzy nuddles

A goofy moron who swats himself on the head with a baseball cap, beanie, or other goody-two-shoes type headwear and bleats "good to see ya" or "have a nice day" over and over again until someone sticks a boot in their ass.

"There goes Mikey the puzzy nuddles, getting on everyone's nerves again with his dorky bullshit."

by Meat Slab June 15, 2006

Dat Puzzie

The exact opposite of deez nuts. When you want to say "Deez nuts" but it is about a female.

G) "What's your favorite thing on Earth"
B) "DAT PUZZIE!"

by To June 13, 2015