pucked

To overcook food on the grill, to the point of burning or leaving a hard burnt crust on the food, esp. hamburgers.

Linda wasn't paying attention to the hamburgers on the grill and pucked them.

by p1c March 21, 2009

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Pouched Entrails

Injecting peanut butter into a man's anus to entice squirrels to feast upon his ticklish innards. Claws are a bonus, but Crunchy is an acquired taste.

1. Pouched Entrails involves a man standing perfectly still outside the house on a Friday evening. naked but for the peanut butter condiment. A turkey baster used to inject bait into his anus works to entice the wildlife. As squirrels draw near, and indulge on his thighs, they grow curious to what lies nearer the target. Without warning, and more of a dart, the squirrels can dart without warning straight up his peanut hole, fervently clawing and licking everything that could be attained. The man becomes erect. And lonely. (different story).

2. "Wow, I got hammered last weekend. Did someone stuff a squirrel up my ass, or was i imagining shit with a sandwich?
3. Peanut butter, personal space, and Peyote don't always mix.

by Nsla June 26, 2016

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center punched

Hit between the eyes.

by Wulf November 1, 2003

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tongue punched my dirtstar

getting asspounded by a tongue

I was with this nasty bitch the other night and she tongue punched my dirtstar.

by kenny rogers July 26, 2007

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Pouched

The equivalent of being "iced", but instead of a Smirnoff Ice, it is one of those pussy frozen daiquiris/margaritas sold in pouch-like containers. When a person gets "pouched", they have to get on the floor in a most humiliating fashion and drink all of the pouch.

Lucas's friend walked into the room and Lucas pulled out a hidden pussy ass Seagram's Daiquiri and yelled "POUCHED." The friend then proceeded to get on his knees and suck the pouch until every last drop was gone. He was then given a Cleveland Steamer.

by Milford Chows Box July 28, 2012

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