Puberty ‘Stache

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair

Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass

by Apollo83 August 12, 2022

band puberty

When a singer/vocalist in a band's voice changes with a new album.

The new Attack Attack song sounds like the vocalist went through band puberty!

by TheKidsArentAlright December 7, 2011

Puberty Plucker

A person, usually a boy, around the ages of 11-15 who is either in the throws of puberty, or is unusually physically mature for his age.

Honey, this is Johnathan. You knew him in the fourth grade.

He is such a puberty plucker!

Yes, he is all grown up now.

by SanFrancisco69ers February 9, 2021

Puberty and Hormones

The most unfortunate thing you will experience in your life, good luck teens.

Stewart: hey what's wrong with you? you're all sweaty and gross. maybe horny too..
Jimmy: oh yeah, it's just puberty and hormones.

by gruncher March 7, 2019

reverse puberty

when you started off looking like an adult, but you grew into a person who dresses like a 5 yr old and only 5ft tall.

Examples: Ariana Grande and Melanie Martinez

2013
Alice: Wow, look at Shelly!
Patty: Yeah, and she's only 14! Wait till she's 16.

2015
Alice: Why does Shelly look so tiny and wear onesies and cat ears?
Patty: Ooh, she's a victim of reverse puberty. Sucks to suck.

by snafu love November 21, 2016

womb puberty

A pregnant woman who's pregnancy was once un-noticeable, but spontaniously grew.

person 1: Woah! over thanksgiving break, mrs. teacher really grew! I didnt know she was pregnant?

person 2: Yeah, womb puberty really hit her hard.

by Billow Bet December 19, 2010

puberty pop

a slight erection brought on at random by an excess amount of testosterone during adolescence. it is usually non sexual.
not to be confused with morning wood.

Girl:Wow, that is pathetic.

Guy:No it isn't, i'm just having a puberty pop.

by Miguel Diego July 5, 2006