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pedophile

As a teen I can define pedos in detail... a pedophile is a horrable person who like children and watches them from a distance, usually with a camera out recording them and an 8 inch bulg in their pants.
pedophile:Damn look at those curves on that 13 year old.
pedophiles friends: Wait thats illegal.
pedophile:Aw cmon you know she looks good.
pedophiles friend:Bro what is wrong with you?!
by pedohater101 April 23, 2019
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startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.
That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.
by MyCow October 20, 2014
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pedophile priest

^FUCK YOU they are pedophiles!

When a 40 or 50 or 60 yr old man rapes a 14 yr old boy in church then that's some sick motherfuckin shit goin down there.
Predators should be locked up or put to death accordingly.
by disgusted February 29, 2004
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pedophile breath

When your breath smells like the ass of a ten year old boy.
Man, Jessica sure has some pedophile breath going on today!
by Uglar November 5, 2005
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pedophile

Lukas is a pedophile as he was watching the young children
by H&SDampening May 24, 2019
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Pedophile Fail

When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.
"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"

"Pedophile Fail!"
by Jooker January 18, 2009
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pedophile

Jonny: Hey I make Minecraft videos on YouTube.
Billy: Are you a pedophile?
by XxXPu$$yDe$troyerXxX January 12, 2018
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