proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.

My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.

by landbaby1 November 1, 2013

proximity munchies

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.

Dude...I'm so fuckin' baked, I've got the proximity munchies.

by WestFrontBakers July 22, 2015

primate feces

When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.

How dare you steal my close up photos of Taylor Swift' s vagina! I am going to go primate feces!

by Ahn Flique May 31, 2016

proximity boyfriend

A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.

Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”

by ratswithcats September 30, 2019

hyper proximation

a fancy way of saying orgasm

Lina screamed in ecstacy as she reached hyper proximation.

by derek December 9, 2002

Primate

An idiot who can't think properly, thus having evolved their ass out of the human genome. Also known as a "Troll".

You damn primate.

by SuperShaolin December 8, 2017

Proxima

A skateboard company based out of Merrimac, Wisconsin. They are well known throughout southern Wisconsin in the skateboard community.

Hey, did you see the new Merch from Proxima Skateboards? Its awesome!

by TylerTheMohawkMan February 25, 2008