prostitenant

(noun) A tenant who pays all or part of his/her rent with sexual favors

It's the fifth of the month and I still haven't gotten my check from that prostitenant Kelly in 115...I guess I'll have to stop by and 'collect' a blow job this afternoon

by Rob Baumgartner December 15, 2008

Positivityness

Optimistically pessimistic. Positive but not unrealistic.

Today is the worst day of my life but there is always tomorrow is some good positivityness.

by StRaNgEr DaZe June 18, 2013

pissitive

You're pissed off but you're positive about what you're pissed about.

I'm pissitive my girl blew joe at the party...

by White2chains July 8, 2016

Positively Negative

When negative news becomes positively the only news people are interested in.

The horrible accident that created a more horrific accident was POSITIVELY NEGATIVE and interesting.

by MajorThomasRandle March 5, 2015

Positive Shrinkage

When someone is never not a dick but can have occasional outbursts of being nice, therefore decreasing how big of a dick they are

"Teresa legit just had positive shrinkage"

"No way bruh she always a big one"

by JxkeSED January 29, 2016

Positivity

Something that does not exist on this website.

Person: This website does not have positivity for anything!

by canthinkofgoodname November 22, 2018

HOV Positive

Having enough occupants in your vehicle so as to legally use an HOV lane.

With my two kids in the car, I'm HOV positive!

by Locotrol February 28, 2009