profanitarian

A person who uses and\cr celebrates the use of profanity as a tool of language.

George Carlin was a profanitarian who became famous for examining language and censorship in society and the media, notably observing the "7 Dirty Words You Can't Say on television".

by Zunk Whistle May 27, 2010

professional lurker

individuals who may never like, comment or share your posts but secretly watch everything you do.

I have several professional lurkers following me on social media.

by Natural Metra September 9, 2015

professional dumbass

Someone so stupid it’s a profession for them

You see John over there?

He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.

This is a professional dumbass

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

casual-profanity

The use of profane language in everyday conversation. ( Not used as an insult, out of anger, or confusion, etc.)

" What did you do today?"
" Just sat around the fuckin' house, watched some shit on t.v., dicked-off on the interwebs."
"why the foul language? Are you mad at something?"
"No, just a little casual-profanity"

by j1nx July 23, 2012

the oldest profession

Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession

James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is.
Random cunt: oi, love ill pay u a tener to blow me xoxoxo

by Fannyfucker123 January 2, 2017

Professional Widow

A hot woman who marries men on their deathbeds in order to get some money and into their will. Usually, this woman is either African-American, Filipina, or Latina that works in the nursing field. Young, beautiful, and super cunning.She marries her dying or old patients and loves having a deathbed wedding. Then makes her husband sign over his whole estate to her. Usually, she does this about 2 to 10 times. Watch out for the professional widow.

Nurse Ines is a professional widow because she married all of her husbands on their deathbeds. Now she is worth 5 million dollars yet she still works as a nurse.

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

profastinated

Delaying professional work of an important nature by doing other more mundane, yet professional work. Other forms of the word include profastination, profastinate.

I really didn't want to start that report, so I profastinated by checking my email and organizing my desk.

by Bruhaha January 28, 2008